40 Christmas Puns To Make Your Friends Giggle

40 Christmas Puns To Make Your Friends Giggle
Funny Christmas Puns For Your Friends

Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, Isn't!!😆

This time of year gives all of us a reason to spend time with family, friends and the people that we love the most. Get-togethers & parties are standard fare.

People decorate their house with beautiful lights & Christmas tree, invite friends, watch movies & gives (Receives) tons of present. But at the end of the day, there is no better way to get in spirit of festival by sharing a funny Christmas pun with the people you love and watching their face light up like Christmas tree.🎄

Here I've curated a list of best Christmas puns for friends that are ready to use. However, these aren't your average puns. These are the funniest and punderful kind of puns you can use to bring on the laughs during the holidays!

1. What is Rudolph’s occupation during the summer?

Pole dancer.

2. What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?

Wait, there’s myrrh.

3. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


4. What do you say when you give someone a set of spices for Christmas?

Season’s greetings.

5. What would you get if you ate all the Christmas tree decorations?


6. How does Darth Vader know what everyone is getting for Christmas?

He’s felt their presents.

7. What’s the most popular breakfast cereal at the North Pole?


8. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice crispies.

9. What does Santa use to keep from getting sick?


10. Where does Santa stay when he’s traveling?

A ho-tel.

11. What does alcoholic Santa rely on most?

His rein-beers.

12. Did you hear about the dog who wrote his own Christmas song?

It’s called dashchund through the snow.

13. Why does Rudolph the Reindeer constantly interrupt people?

He’s Rude-olph.

14. Why is Santa’s favorite way to deliver Christmas presents through the chimney?

It soots him.

15. Why does Santa spend all summer gardening?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

16. What do you call someone who can’t stop thinking about Christmas?


17. Did you hear about the Christmas tree who could play guitar?

His name was Spruce Springsteen.

18. What is Snoop Dog’s favorite part of the holiday season?

The rapping paper.

19. How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?

Nurse them back to elf.

20. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Funniest Christmas Puns For Friends
Funniest Christmas Puns For Friends

21. What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

22. What do you call a blind reindeer?

I have no eye deer.

23. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?


24. Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?

Because they’re shell-fish.

25. What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Night.

26. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

27. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

28. Why is Santa kind of scared of chimneys?

Because he’s so claus-trophobic.

29. Why is Santa always cast as the lead in the local musical?

Because he has such good presents.

30. What do you get when you deep fry Santa?

Crisp Cringle.

31. Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him.

32. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?

Fleece Navidad.

33. Boy: Are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna merry you!

Girl: Are you Hall? Cause I wanna deck The Hall.

34. How is Christmas just like any other day at the office?

You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

35. So my girlfriend wanted a white Christmas…

But when I came on her face that morning, she didn’t even thank me.

36. You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket…

I’m just THAT happy to see you.

37. Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?

Cause she married to a guy who comes once a year.

38. Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

39. What do three hos get you?

One very jolly Santa.

40. Dreaming of a white Christmas?

Jingle my balls, baby.
Christmas puns make it the merriest time of year. Hope you like these and will share with your friends. Also, if you have some of your own puns please write them in the comments, we'll love to have your inputs!❤

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