Smoking Captions For Your Instagram Post

Smoking Captions For Instagram
Smoking Captions For Instagram
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Love Smoking! Then this is for you. A list of perfect Smoking Captions for every occasion you can use on your Instagram post so that your profile shines & gets more engagement. 

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At end, that's what really matters when we build our Instagram (Often Called IG) page. Here, we have collected the best IG captions for you to use for free.

Smoking Captions For Instagram:


1. I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.


2. He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refused himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.


3. I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.


4. Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.


5. Ronan did not smoke; he preferred his habits with hangovers.


6. Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.



7. Drink about, smoke about it, but never talk about it.


8. Dear cigarette, thank you for being the only one to stand by me when I'm down.


9. Inhale good shit, exhale the bullshit.


10. She bites her nails, he clicks his pen, I smoke cigarettes.


11. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I have done it thousands of time.


12. People tell me I should not smoke because it makes me look like a tit. I use the exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.



13. I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he choose to let the stub of his cigarette burn out.


14. You burn like hell, pure red and stormy and I fly like smoke, pure black and gloomy.


15. Smoke defies the axiom that whatever goes up must come down!


16. I'm not really a heavy smoker any more, I only get through two lighters a day. - Bill Hicks


17. Non-smokers...die everyday. Sleep tight! - Bill Hicks


18. I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just don't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself.



19. I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. - Albert Einstein


20. I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke but I will turn smoke into gold.


21. Don't kill my high because you're low.


22. If she can smoke as much as you. Wife that girl!


23. I never knew I was addicted until I tried to stop.


24. Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills. I want you to know that something is already killing him. 


25. Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. 


26. The more people smoke herb, the more babylon fall. - Bob Marley


27. Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar?

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