50+ Funny Venmo Captions For Friends, Food & Rent

Venmo Captions For Friends, Food & Rent
Venmo Captions For Friends, Food & Rent
Bless PayPal for inventing Venmo. The most popular money sending app. It is in fact so popular that the app's name has become a verb! It not only allows to send money but also gives the option to split group bills among friends. 
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Overall the app is hilarious coz it also requires a caption when sending or requesting money which is publicly shown to your whole contact list. 

So, people get to spy on who's sending money to who and why. But the funny part is that people rarely include the actual reason and instead add some outrageous venmo captions to their transactions. Like "Money To Stay Away From Me". 

If you think you've been doing this wrong then you're in luck, My Friends! Coz here's a list of funny Venmo captions for friends, food & rent that you'd love to use.

Funny Venmo Captions:

Funny Venmo Captions
Funny Venmo Captions
1. Money to stay away from me.

2. Keep the change ya filthy animal.

3. Don't remember

4. Because my dog ate your shoe.

5. Shut up and take my money.

6. Buying back my dignity.

7. Friendship dues.

8. For liking all my Instagram photos.

9. I have too much money.

10. Relationship advice. 

11. Free from the ATM fee.

Funny Venmo Captions For Friends:

Funny Venmo Captions For Friends
Funny Venmo Captions For Friends
1. Put this transaction under private.

2. Sorry, your asshole prolapsed. 

3. Love wine or something gets it.

4. Fees for lurking my car for tinder date.

5. Get Food for HOT.

6. Spend good time with you.

7. Amazed lap dance.

8. Thanks for last night.

9. Kiss lessons.

10. Advice for relationships.

11. Down payment for abortion.

12. Pussy is here.

13. That’s for my butthole.

14. Do not fuck here.

15. Here is your queef daddy.

16. Ready for the tinder date.

17. Grab the best one yourself.

18. Bitch probs.

19. Gift for date.

20. For fucking the bitch.

Funny Venmo Captions For Food:

    Funny Venmo Captions For Food
    Funny Venmo Captions For Food
    1. Thanks for the ice cream! I had so much fun!

    2. You brought over sugar so I could finish up my girlfriend's b-day cake when I was panicking. Treat yourself!

    3. It was so fun getting dinner together last night. Can't wait to do it again soon <3

    4. You're the best friend a girl can ask for and the cookies were soooo good!

    5. Because I know you're cooking dinner for the family every single night. Let someone else cook for you for once.

    6. Thank you so much for bringing me soup when I was sick!

    7. I gave you money. Now you have to go get coffee with me!

    8. Thanks for girls night! I had a blast!

    9. So glad you encouraged me to step out of my comfort zone and try something new. Turns out I love Indian food!

    10. My portion of Anya's birthday dinner!

    11. For all that candy you bought me.

    12. Thanks for bringing over some dog food! Libby and Wilson really appreciate it!

    Funny Venmo Captions For Rent:

    Funny Venmo Captions For Rent
    Funny Venmo Captions For Rent
    1. Advance rent. 

    2. October rent paid. 

    3. Pay 3 months pending rent. 

    4. Delay rent continues. 

    5. Always out of cash. 

    6. Pending, Payment Preview. 

    7. August rent, did not forget. 

    8. Pay rent on time. 

    9. House thanks. 

    10. Receive rent on time. 

    11. Wait this month budget issue. 

    12. Trouble the owner for rent. 

    13. Insert Smile emoji over here. 

    14. Fake the bitch. 

    15. I had Sex with roommate. 

    16. That month… rent ;( 

    17. Load caption on Venmo. 

    18. Pay for luxury. 

    19. Pay roommate rent every month. 

    20. Yes, I did final settlement.

    Thank you for reading. Hope these captions will help, If you like them then please do share with your friends. ✌️

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